You’re Great Fun dear DT

After several weeks of delivering trade shock after tariff bombardments, you have shown your Great sense of humour signing a WH photo with prime minister Narendra Modi in unctuous compliment “Mr Prime Minister you are great…”. Only you are capable of wrapping frighteningly serious matters in humour. I’m so amused to find another jewel from you in “highly respected President Xi ….”.Your critics might highlight your message in these words: “…he doesn’t want depression for his country, and neither do I. The US wants to help China, not hurt it!!! Critics of the Great are ever prompt to smear Great achievements, like the one you have done out of sheer jealousy, in bringing peace between Israel and Hamas! In the past too I had come across such infectious humour offering aid for reconstruction of a devastated country after carpet bombing for years. You’re always right, only if they tried to understand! Take the Nobel Prize for Peace as an example. Everyone seemed to think you have gone mad begging for a Nobel. You proved them so out of tune with your great Sense of Humour. I never thought even for a moment that you won’t know such a simple piece of wisdom. I knew you were exposing earlier recipients such as Barack Hussein Obama and Malala Yousafzai, who contributed nothing like what you have done for peace by enforcing the Gaza Peace Plan. Osama’s whereabouts were known to the American establishment for several years but still they spent several billions of the American tax payers’ money in hunting for him (was it 80:20 between A & P agents?). You don’t need no Noble as you are already known as the Great POTUS of MAGA. You knew it for certain that India did not stop firing because of your mediation, but who can deny that Pakistan indeed obeyed you and surrendered to India because you severely reprimanded them for the terrorist attack on innocent tourists in Pahalgam without your prior approval and humiliated them worse than Zelensky. As an act of atonement for being incalcitrant, they recommended you for the award of Nobel For Peace to get pardon from you, which you granted being Great, but not without wrapping it in humour: a first in world military history, you made a defeated Army Chief a Field Marshal of Pakistan! One thing I know, if the Gaza Peace really gets established you will be remembered as a Great POTUS when nobody will even care to find if you were keen on that piece of gold!

M L Gupta